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Lilvirgo
31st July 2006, 03:18 AM
One point for each YES answer. Keep your Score - rate your classic Kiwi upbringing!!


As a True Kiwi have you -

1. Been to Sweetwaters
2. Spent Easter at a bach
3. Played beach cricket
4. Been on a Flying Fox
5. Got drunk on Bernadino, Marque Vue or Chardon
6. Dived into a river from a rope
7. Watched "Te News"
8. Have an opinion on whether Marmite is better than Vegemite
9. Done a bungee
10. Spent New Years at Wanaka, Hawea, Mahia, Queenstown, the Mount, Whangamata Piha or the gathering
11. Seen the Dance Exponents (was jordan ever straight at his own concerts?)
12. Can name who sung "for today"
13. Seen Split Enz
14. Know of someone who was in Erebus
15. Had some involvement during the AB81 Tour
16. Played Touch Rugby
17. Had Bullrush banned from your school
18. Thought Eketahuna was a standing joke about an imaginery place
19. Found a better pair of shoes upon leaving the wharenui on the marae
20. Been to the West Coast
21. Done a runner from the taxi and/or someone's house after you had shagged them
22. Can't remember the names of everyone you have ever shagged
23. Crashed on someone's floor in London
24. Smoked dope with a Gang Member
25. Have had numerous blackened knives from spotting, in your flat
26. Made your own bong
27. Can still remember the lyrics to the Kentucky Fried ad
28. Been to at least one All Black Test
29. Been to at least one ODI cricket game
30. Been to Bali
31. Been to the Otara market
32. Had to stop on the way home from the pub and have a sleep outside
33. Played "4 Square" or "Elastics" as a kid
34. Had the cops called at a party
35. Heard a vile anecdote about Rob Muldoon
36. Been to a wedding/21st in a hay/woolshed
37. Been to the Stockcars
38. Owned a pair of stubbies and/or leg warmers
39. Played the maori strum on the guitar
40. Played the recorder as a kid
41. Killed a possum and/or a rabbit
42. Owned or ridden in a Zephyr
43. Been asked ID at the pub
44. Have some form of criminal record
45. Achieved at least one hack of 5 or more (minus 1 if you don't know what a 'hack' is)
46. Seen Sleeping Dogs/Goodbye Pork Pie or A Dog's Tail
47. Been to Les Mills
48. Bleached your hair
49. Had sex in the bush
50. Skied Ruapehu
51. Stayed in a trampers hut
52. Was a Cub/Scout / Brownie/Guide
53. Been taken home by the cops
54. Had a party in the Olds' house while they were away
55. Broken a bone
56. Know what "Black Magic" is
57. Wore red socks when we won the Americas Cup
58. Drank steinlager because of the feat listed in q.57
59. Remember the exact date when the underarm incident happened
60. Drive over 100kph on an open highway
61. Had a flutter at the races
62. Attended Anzac commemorations
63. Visited the TAB
64. Either drunk or watched someone drink a yard-glass at their 21st
65. Done (or attempted to do) a jug skull
66. Told a story about how drunk you got at a party and how much you puked afterwards.
67. Owned a Buzzy-Bee
68. Owned red band gumboots
69. Used beer as BBQ garnish
70. Argued over whether we invented the Pavlova
71. Stumbled across someone's plantation
72. Argued over whether Dragon was a NZ or an aussie band
73. Boogie boarded down dunes
74. Have eaten more than twelve Weetbix at a time
75. Been for a dump in the bush
76. Have delivered a supply of either Buzzbars, Vegemite, Marmite, Jaffas or Pineapple lumps to a friend overseas
77. Asked for Hokey Pokey ice-cream in a country other than NZ
78. Worn a "swani"
79. Wrapped a sausie in a piece of bread at a barbie
80. Call jandals "jandals"
81. Boasted about the number of alcoholic beverages and how much the night cost you
82. Drunk Leed lemonade
83. Hate Paul Holmes
84. Watched Tux wonderdogs and laughed like an idiot
85. Owned one/all of the Footrot Flats annuals
86. Had a crush on Suzy Aitken (or Adam Parore/Martin Crowe)
87. Owned at least one album of Dave Dobbyn/DD Smash
88. Knew someone who knew "pinetree"
89. Owned a paua ashtray
90. Played swingball
91. Played patter tennis
92. Wondered what happened to Dick Driver
93. Can finish off this sentence "Trust British Paints, ....."
94. Bought a Swappa Crate
95. Been to a keg party
96 .Eaten Lamingtons
97. Used a full brandysnap as a blowpipe
98. Eaten a Crazy Joe popsicle
99. Had a conversation with a stranger and found out you were cousins.
100. Your first trip overseas was to Sydney.
101. Know at least one person who went to university in Dunedin.
102. Have run naked through the streets at all hours of the morning
103. Have sung 'Sailing Away' until it hurt.
104. Met a guy who knew a woman who went to school with your mother or father.
105. Imitated the haka in a drunken state in another country.
106. A fellow kiwi was your first shag in london.
107. Told the bouncer at the Redback that you were from Australia
108. Been Hitchhiking to an Easter Tourney
109. Almost got killed in a crazy hitchhiking experience
110. Had an early dope smoking experience where you actually got given bark / muesli / tea / fertiliser / oregano
111. Had a nasty home brew experience
112. Drank exotic imported beers in your late teens
113. Got your first period while on fourth form tramp
114. Had your first wet dream over Daisy Duke
115. Will never be able to part with that favourite flannel shirt
116. Wore ug boots to school
117. Actually thought MMP might be a good idea
118. Put more than 6 passengers in your first car
119. Drunk Rheineck on New Years and told each other " Hey! It's not that bad"
120. Attempted to grow a dope plant
121. Owned an Escort or Anglia
122. Have had the muffler fall off your Escort or Anglia
123. Thought it sounded quite cool without the muffler
124. Crashed your parent's car
125. Have tried to sleep with your best mate's girlfriend/boyfriend
126. Have had sex with a girl called Sarah
127. Have had sex with a boy called Mike
128. Cooked a BBQ
129. Been fishing
130. Swum in Jeans
131. Played backyard Cricket
132. Bogged a car
133. Worn the same underwear for at least three days
134. Done the sniff test on a pair of socks
135. Driven Drunk
136. Sung Poi E in assembly while holding hands with a girl/boy while wearing Adidas tracksuit pants and Bata Bullets.

Lilvirgo
31st July 2006, 03:19 AM
Scores:
0-30 points
Definitely NOT a Kiwi. Get back into whatever hole you crawled out >of. Every good Kiwi knows when the underarm incident occurred (Feb 1,1981) and yes the Aussies ARE cheats!!

31-60 points
Borderline - you possibly know someone who's done most of that stuff but you're probably still a virgin.

61-90 right
Standard - Good Kiwi upbringing. A well rounded individual that delights in hassling others (especially Aussies) for no reason other than that they were there. Losing a game of Rugby to another country (especially South Africa or Australia) is enough to make you feel physically sick. You can spend hours reminiscing over the past and discussing how kids these days have it so much easier than you did.

91-120 right
You're either from a farm or extremely extroverted. A real sense of 'Kiwi Love' you probably spend a lot of your time informing everyone just how great NZ really is. One of those people who'll try anything once!!

121+ right
That's impossible - you can't have had sex with a girl called Sarah AND a boy called Mike and answered yes to 119 other classic Kiwi feats!! If you're not already in jail - that's where you belong!!

Lilvirgo
31st July 2006, 03:26 AM
my score is 90
i had a good kiwi upbringing :clap:

Kirsty
31st July 2006, 03:41 AM
56 here, i was an innocent little girl :rofl:

Kelly
31st July 2006, 04:02 AM
105 for me

Mummadoll
31st July 2006, 09:02 AM
omg shame! I only got 50! :oops:

Kelly
31st July 2006, 09:22 AM
LOL shaaaaaame :)

Kirsty
31st July 2006, 09:26 AM
omg shame! I only got 50! :oops:And i thought *i* sucked :LOL:

Hobbit
31st July 2006, 11:36 AM
83

(sigh)
If only they'd asked the right questions. LOL

Mummadoll
31st July 2006, 12:00 PM
83

(sigh)
If only they'd asked the right questions. LOL

Thats what I think too.. ;)

Mjay
2nd August 2006, 07:27 AM
63 here. i havent been overseas yet...lol

Bridgetkate
2nd August 2006, 07:57 AM
91-120 right
You're either from a farm or extremely extroverted. A real sense of 'Kiwi Love' you probably spend a lot of your time informing everyone just how great NZ really is. One of those people who'll try anything once!! :D
I think lots of that depends on being well over 25, attended Uni & been on your OE :D

AngelGurlie
6th August 2006, 12:50 PM
60 for me........ but as I have a son I think its safe to assume that I aint a virgin lol

Kylie_jane
7th August 2006, 01:19 AM
102 WHOO
Oh my god how funny were some of those questions

Esme
7th August 2006, 02:23 AM
73 here lol

Ree04
8th August 2006, 02:07 AM
i'm borderline i only got 39

CaseysMum
15th August 2006, 03:43 AM
76 for me

Sneeki
16th August 2006, 04:29 AM
I got 72.. :clap: YAY go me :rockon:

Danni
22nd August 2007, 03:39 AM
102 here. LOL

Chatsalot
22nd August 2007, 04:08 AM
I'll have to do this later on tonight (wink) :)

AnJul
22nd August 2007, 04:15 AM
82 - what a crack up :P

Selena
22nd August 2007, 05:59 AM
56 for me

CaseysMum
22nd August 2007, 06:51 AM
63

Chatsalot
22nd August 2007, 07:30 AM
93 for me :P
91-120 right
You're either from a farm or extremely extroverted. A real sense of 'Kiwi Love' you probably spend a lot of your time informing everyone just how great NZ really is. One of those people who'll try anything once!!

My2girls
22nd August 2007, 09:55 AM
i got 91 lol

CaseysMum
22nd August 2007, 10:23 AM
hmmm I just noticed I answed this twice - once at 63 and once at 79 - I wonder which time I couldn't count properly - lol

Jacana
22nd August 2007, 10:25 AM
57 - I'm such a good girl ;)

Linda
22nd August 2007, 08:40 PM
Well then what does that call me. I only got 25. But then I don't care bout cricket or any other sport hehe.
Oh well actually I got that minus 1 thing so actually I only got 24. it just even worse don't it.

Jess
22nd August 2007, 10:55 PM
61-90 right
Standard - Good Kiwi upbringing. A well rounded individual that delights in hassling others (especially Aussies) for no reason other than that they were there. Losing a game of Rugby to another country (especially South Africa or Australia) is enough to make you feel physically sick. You can spend hours reminiscing over the past and discussing how kids these days have it so much easier than you did.

MNTBCH
22nd August 2007, 11:10 PM
83
61-90 right
Standard - Good Kiwi upbringing. A well rounded individual that delights in hassling others (especially Aussies) for no reason other than that they were there. Losing a game of Rugby to another country (especially South Africa or Australia) is enough to make you feel physically sick. You can spend hours reminiscing over the past and discussing how kids these days have it so much easier than you did.


Sweetaz for me!!!

MMA Girl
22nd August 2007, 11:28 PM
102 for me

Monkey_Moo's_Mum
24th August 2007, 11:09 AM
Well I got 41 and DH got 56 he spent a majority of his teens in a constant state of drunkness and it made a very interesting topic of conversation LOL as for me im just an innocent little girl.....