Your wish is granted...

[Truelyana]

Okay, we get to play evil genies. (Key to this is imagination:clap:)

I'll make a wish.

The next person grants the wish but, corrupts it somehow. Then he or she posts a new wish for the next person to corrupt. And so on.

Example-
ME: I wish I had Spiderman's powers.

NEXT PERSON: Granted, but you now have four extra arms and an appetite for flies. I wish I were immortal.

NEXT PERSON: Granted, you're stuck in suspended animation forever. I wish I were taller.
etc.

I will start now:

I wish I did my coursework straight away

[UncleBuckeye]

Granted, Now you're flipping burgers because everyone else did too.

I wish for world peace.

[Truelyana]

Granted. Everyone is so peaced out that they forgot, to realise they have just signed their families away, to the devil.

I wish I was above my physical body

[Ukmomof4]

Granted but u have no eyes to see the beauty u now how !

I wish for flowers to be delivered everyday to my door step.

[AnJul]

Granted, but they'll be roadside daisies.

I wish I was the Prime Minister lol

[Ukmomof4]

Granted but you are the only person in the whole wide world.

I wish I could meet Madonna.

[AnJul]

Granted, but she'll ignore you.

I wish it could be sunny forever

[Ukmomof4]

It is but the sun is way too hot and is burning everything.

I wish my kids would stay kids forever.

[AnJul]

Granted, but you'll still grow old.

I wish my fridge was chocka full of scrummy food.

[Mandables]

Granted but you will have lost your sense of taste


I wish i could have everything i wanted

[Ukmomof4]

You have everything you wanted but can't see, smell, touch, taste any of it.

I wish it would always be Summer Time.

[Vodkadoll]

Summer I love the summer, but watch out for the sunburn 'ouch'

'I wish money grew on trees so we could meet'

[Ukmomof4]

The money was money from a kiddies shopping till and not enough money for u to go out with !

I wish I could have better eye sight.

[AnJul]

Granted - you have better eyesight, but are deaf and mute :O

I wish I was brave

[Ukmomof4]

You are brave as a mouse.

I wish I didn't need so much sleep.

[Monkeydad]

GRANTED ;but u feel permenantley lethargic


Iwish i wasn;t a monkey ,ha ha

[Ukmomof4]

Granted but u are now a chimp !

I wish I had better up-to-date clothes.

[Monkeydad]

granted.but all your clothes are see through


i wish i had my legs back

[Ukmomof4]

Grantid but they have been put back on the wrong way (see I was trying to be nice as u could still walk !).

I wish today hadn't been a day where both appointments were cancelled - one to the doctors and one for lunch with my friend.

[Selena]

Granted but the dr told you that you only had 24 hours to live and your friend is pregnant to your DH

I wish I didn't get woken at 5 every morning for the day

[Ukmomof4]

Grantid but 4am is harder for you.

I wish my hairs on my legs would stop growing.

[Mandy]

Granted but now the hair under your arms will grow to be 6 ft long!

I wish my family was closer

[Selena]

Granted but they try to take over your life

I wish it was sunny

[TarshaA]

Granted, but then it's so sunny that we end up with a drought.

I wish I had a day to myself

[Selena]

granted but you're locked in a padded cell

I wish I didn't have to go back to work

[Ukmomof4]

Granted but you have to work from home and have double the amount.

I wish I wasn't sore after exercising.

[TarshaA]

granted, but you can only exercise if you take your kids and animals with you.

I wish daylight savings lasted for longer.

[Selena]

granted but it's not light before 9am and it's light until after midnight

I wish our mortgage was paid off

[Ukmomof4]

Its all paid off but your bills and other out goings are more than you mortgage doubled.

I wish Monday didn't come round so soon.

[Selena]

granted but the working week is now 7 days long and the weekend only 1

[AnJul]

and your wish is what Selena?????

[Ukmomof4]

Perhaps she doesn't want one ;) lol

[AnJul]

Granted, but you'll never have anything.

I wish I could sleep better at night.

[Selena]

granted but you feel tired all day

I wish Morgan was older

[TarshaA]

Granted, but he is now 13 and you missed the fun kid stuff, and go straight into the teenage years!

I wish my house was tidy

[AnJul]

Granted but your garden will be a jungle

I wish I had a comfy chair at the computer desk

[TarshaA]

granted - but your computer is old and clunky

I wish someone would come and cook dinner for us.

[AnJul]

Granted, but it'll be King and he'll make haggis :P

I wish I was fit

[TarshaA]

granted, but you won't have time to sit and play on MB.

I wish I was 15kgs lighter

[Selena]

granted but to lose those 15kg you had you leg amputated

I wish I was warm

[Ukmomof4]

You are warm on your little finger and no where else.

I wish my computer battery lasted longer on my laptop.

[AnJul]

Granted but your house has no electricity.

I wish I was a millionaire

[Selena]

granted but you're on a desert island with no where to spend the money

I wish the river outside our window was clean enough to swim in

[AnJul]

granted but the water is only 2 degrees!

I wish my teeth were whiter

[KTK]

granted, but u now have to wear braces
I wish I was a better cook

[AnJul]

Granted but you are entirely self-sufficient

I wish the world was a safer place

[Ukmomof4]

Granted, but u fall of the edge of the world

I wish time would stand still.

[AnJul]

Granted but you would also stand still for that time

I wish I liked wearing orange

[TarshaA]

granted, but you can ONLY wear orange

I wish I was a better poet

[KTK]

granted, but now you can only talk in rhyme

I wish I had a bigger car

[Ukmomof4]

Granted but it has no wheels, engine or roof.

I wish I would stop binge eating at lunch time !

[KTK]

Granted, but now you binge at afternoon tea!!

I wish I had the courage to cut all of my hair off.

[Ukmomof4]

You cut your hair off and it grows back on your feet !

I wish Spring would come.

[Selena]

granted but it only lasts 1 day

I wish my holiday had been longer

[KTK]

granted, but u run out of money

I wish I could fly to the moon

[Ukmomof4]

You fly to the moon but its made out of cream cheese and u sink in it !

I wish it would stop snowing today !

[Selena]

granted but there's now a monsoon

I wish my washing machine would stop breaking

[Linda]

granted but now you have no running water

I wish charlotte would go to sleep

[Selena]

granted but Catelyn wakes up

I wish I was in bed

[Ukmomof4]

Grantid but its made of ice and floating down the road very fast !

I wish I was warmer.

[Selena]

granted but now you can't cool down

I wish I wasn't bored

[Linda]

granted but now you don't know what to do first

I wish I could see through walls

[KTK]

granted, but now you can hear everyone's thoughts

I wish I wasn't so tired

[Ukmomof4]

Your not tired for one second and then feel even worse than ever.

I wish my flowers for mothers day wouldn't die.

[Selena]

granted but the keep growing and soon fill the house

I wish my house was clean

[KTK]

granted, but now you have no possessions

I wish I had a fuller top lip

[Selena]

granted but now it extends out past your nose

I wish I could sleep in every day

[KTK]

granted, but now you are not tired.

I wish I had lots of money

[Ukmomof4]

You have so much toy money that is doesn't fit your house !

I wish I had lovely long coloured nails that never break.

[Selena]

granted but they're a hideous shade of green and just keep growing and you can't cut them

I wish I didn't have a headache

[Ukmomof4]

You have no headache but the rest of your body aches twenty times more.

I wish I didn't spend as much time as I do here at MB each day.

[KTK]

Your wish is granted but you now have no computer

I wish I could have an afternoon nap

[Ukmomof4]

You have one afternoon nap in your entire life and miss out terribly when u need them most in old age.

I wish I had a maid and she cleaned my house for me.

[Vodkadoll]

Your wish is granted, but she puts all the mess in the garden.

I wish I had a full time cook..

[KTK]

granted, but now you are not hungry

I wish I woke up tomorrow 20kg lighter

[Ukmomof4]

You do but its only for one day and tomorrow u will be 40kg heavier to make up for it !

I wish I didnt have to go to the gym tonight

[AnJul]

Granted, but you'll become morbidly obese

I wish I'd done my washing earlier

[Ukmomof4]

You did but u have double in its place !

I wish I didnt waste £29 on seeing the movie Mr Bean - it was rubbish.

[Vodkadoll]

your wish is granted but now you have no food for the next 2 weeks!! (what now)

I wish I had more wine in my cabinet?

[AnJul]

Granted, but you're in rehab.

I wish I wasn't all sweaty right now.

[Ukmomof4]

Right now u aren't but for the rest of your life u are even worse with it !

I wish chocolate cake had zero calories.

[AnJul]

Granted, but it has absolutely no taste.

I wish I didn't need to pee so often!

[Selena]

granted but your pee and poo cycle has swapped over

I wish my family was well

[AnJul]

Granted but you're all full of energy 24 hours a day!

I wish there was a magic fairy who would tidy my house.

[Selena]

granted, but you can never find anything

I wish my boy would start walking

[Linda]

granted but now you can't catch him

I wish our dog would stop barking at the cat