Atttttaccccckkkkkkkk

[Kirsty]

It works like this:

You defend against the attack from the poster above you and then you attack the poster below you.


Example: Poster #1
Attack: *Throws rock at next poster*
Poster #2
Defend: *Holds up garbage can lid to deflect the rock*
Attack: *Throws flaming wad of paper at next poster*
I'll start:

Attack: *Throws banana flambe at next poster*

[Danni]

Defend: *Holds up bowl of ice cream to put out flambe and enjoy desert*

Attack: *throws talkative 9 year old at next poster*

[Chatsalot]

Defend: Tapes 9 year olds mouth with duck tape.

Attack: throws annoying playful puppy

[Danni]

defend: *fends off dog with sausages*

Attack: *ties to a chair and makes watch barbie as rapunzel over and over and over and over and over and over*

[Hobbit]

Defend: breaks chair with big butt and escapes.

Attack: Locks in a room with a group of politicians.

[Danni]

defend: *sticks fingers in ears and sings lalalalala while running around in circles till the door gets unlocked*

attack: *follows next poster around singing*

[Hobbit]

Defence: walks into living room, hands Danni a Singstar mic, and plays back the recording of her singing until she stops from sheer embarrassment. ;)

Attack: makes her unsuspecting victim a diabetic dessert and force-feeds it to them (Kirsty knows what I'm referring to...)

[Danni]

defence: vomits on Hobbits best table cloth

attack: hides recording of above singing under bed and sets time for it to play all night.

[Hobbit]

Defence: puts in MP3 player earplugs and listens to Rammstein nice and loud to drown it out.

Attack: coughs flu bugs in general direction.

[Kirsty]

Defense: holds hanky over face, stands by fan and takes vitamin c :P

attack: forces them to listen to my jokes for 5 hours

[AnJul]

Defense: turns Danni's recording up super loud to drown out jokes.

Attack: chains next poster to my ironing board until they have done my huge pile of ironing.

[Selena]

Defense: Burns holes in everything until you relent and unchain me

Attack: Chains you to the dog kennel in the snow

[AnJul]

Defense: boots the dog out and snuggles up inside

Attack: feeds you the shortbread that Kirsty and Dylan made LOL